Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

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Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!

"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"

by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped

by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023

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MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 7, 2022

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This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.

-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”

by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023

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