Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

mitchell report

the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.

roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report

by lukas gestrine January 6, 2008

Mitched It!

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

by BumpusHound September 21, 2016

Mitch McConnell

Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.

He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.

He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.

Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever

he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works

with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct

Obama's plans to solve America's problems.

by Charles_U_Farley May 24, 2010

Mitch Hedberg

Funniest guy alive.

- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- I cant wear turtlenecks, it's like being strangeld by a really weak guy, all fucking day. When I wear a turtleneck and a backpack, i think a weak midget is trying to take me down.

by Chris, bitch April 24, 2004

Mitchell

The most amazing boy in the world :) he's hilarious and just thinking about him at any moment makes me smile. He's so nice and caring and is a good problem solver. He may not be the most sporty or strong guy in the world but he's perfect to me and I love him to death. Plus he's super hot anyway (Willard Mitchell Hot Railsback) he's really smart too and I feel like I can talk to him about anything like he's my best friend. There isn't a second in a day where I don't want to be around him and hold his hand and hug and kiss him because every time he touches me I get butterflies and can't help but smile. He has the sweetest blue eyes I've ever seen in my life and I could stare into them forever.
Also I can always just be my weird self around him and I can sing around him and not feel all awkward (haha) and even though things do get awkward here and there, I wouldn't trade a Mitchell for the world!!

Ahhhhhh!!! Willard Mitchell Hot Railsback is over there doing the unicorn lol he's so perfect for me!!

by THE BESTEST SISSY EVAHHH!! March 20, 2013

Roma Mitchell secondary college

Roma Mitchell secondary college, Or RMSC is the worst fucking highschool in Adelaide. Full of teachers that can't teach, full of retard kids. The school acts like a fucking private school but is a public school. It gives you a detention for wearing the wrong color socks but does nothing to bullies. A complete and utter waste of childhood.

Kid 1 "I love Roma Mitchell secondary college"
Kid 2 "You must be autistic"

by rmsc_autistic_memes November 23, 2019