motard

some who can not live without being in the military

"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything

by no-lifer May 26, 2008

motard

a retard that rides a moped

look at that motard on the moped.

by brett h November 27, 2006

motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

motard

A french guy retard that likes mustard.

ya damn mootard

by Toxik April 20, 2003

Motards

Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.

I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!

by Chlamydia Forecast June 12, 2011

motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

by Metaka February 1, 2003

motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008