motard

some who can not live without being in the military
"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything
by no-lifer May 26, 2008
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motard

a retard that rides a moped
by brett h November 27, 2006
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motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.
Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
by Dab Brill May 29, 2005
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motard

A french guy retard that likes mustard.
by Toxik April 21, 2003
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Motards

Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.
I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!
by Chlamydia Forecast May 19, 2011
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motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded
"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"
by Metaka February 02, 2003
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motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.
"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."
by Teemo2001 July 22, 2008
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