motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

Mota-Faded

Is when you need a little Herbal enhancement to get the any type of work done.

Guy 1: Hold up I have to get MOTA-FADED to do the final.
Guy 2: O hell yeah its tyme for a little study brake.

by Sunday 05 April 25, 2010

molahs

a word meaning goodbye in andrialand.

HISTORY:

A man was spotteth by ancienteth explorereth Andreth the Greateth. He fought for he right to say the swear word "Shalom", but Andreth the Greateth defeated him. The word molahs, the backwards version, is now used as a comforting saying of goodbye in andrialand.

Molahs my friends! I must reviseth, molahs!

by Linda Zingo June 4, 2020

media moth

A person whom flies toward any collection of reporters in an attempt to bring their personal issues to light on slow news days. Pest sprays only encourage them, and often draws other media moths to the infestation. Media Moths usually do something outrageous or unusual to draw attention then perform a slow spiral of self inflicted damage until their flame is extinguished by the scrutiny of people with common sense, or by a bigger news story.

Whoa, that media moth flamed out when the newshounds started chasing another story.

see Cindy Sheehan

by wattsup September 8, 2005

Meth Moth

A broke ass junkie commonly found hovering around the Meth dealers coffee table. The Meth Moth will swoop for crystal crumbs dropped carelessly by the flush bowl rollers and lives in eternal hope of being passed the pipe. Eventually the Meth Moth gets ushered out the front door and flys home to devour the half point they arrived to purchase 4 hours earlier.

That fucking Liam came over to buy some gear - stayed for hours talking shit and asking for a hit on the pipe - only to buy half a point and fuck off ! Fucking Meth Moth!!

by ScottDSyd December 12, 2021

Motamedi

A Persian last name. Derived from an arabic word meaning "the trusted one". The baddest muthaz on this planet have Motamedi as their last name. These people are usually very educated, funny, brilliant, and good looking. They also have many friends who insist on calling them by their last name. Guys who date Motamedi women want to take their GIRL's last name and have looked into how they could legally do that. Girls who date Motamedi men want to marry them just to get the name (and of course the amazingness that comes with it).

Wow! Did you just kick ass? You did! I swear you're a Motamedi. Let me see your ID.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Session Moth

Irish slang for a woman who will fulfil a sexual favour as alcohol or party related drugs i.e. ecstasy as payment, or a woman who is always up for the drink, or 'sesh'.

Jaysus, yer wan Nikita is nothing but a session moth. D'you not hee-or? She rode Damo for a yoke der last nite.

by mrplow69 February 21, 2015