Mowted.
by Negrito Bandito June 2, 2011
Get the Mowted mug.A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.
by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020
Get the mortadelo mug.A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
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Get the Mortenson mug.(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
Get the Morked mug.1: “He got mosted.”
2: “Ghosted?”
1: “No, they went out for a while, she played super into him then just vanished. Girl Gone.
2: “Ghosted?”
1: “No, they went out for a while, she played super into him then just vanished. Girl Gone.
by DeerSantaCruz June 4, 2019
Get the Mosted mug.Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.
"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"
by Thandroo October 5, 2011
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