Mopher

The act of being ones gopher and unwillingly participating in being a inside mole in the same act

Everything is ok I have a Mopher in play.

by Hi-hat December 15, 2013

moofer

Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.

OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!

by flak_monkey July 11, 2007

moufer

when you give the mouf to somebody(noun) ; ex: kissing

John: you're such a moufer

Jason: you already know I got the mouf

by LIOOOON April 7, 2016

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

by Dave November 30, 2003

moofer

One who 'moofs.' The act of pulling a T-Shirt over another's face, dropping their pants, and poking them in the browneye with your 2inch twinkie.

haha you have been 'moofed', now go wash off..

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

moperton

one who is unable to get aroused in the crotchal region

I was totally going to bone that guy until I found out he was a total moperton.

by jr maxfield December 27, 2007

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015