booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monke

Something you should return to.

Return to monke

by Xathros December 11, 2020

Punk Monk

The lifestyle of not giving a damn about what anyone says about you. You dress how you want to dress, you act how you want to act. Basically is very similar to the term punk.

I LIVE PUNK MONK .

by Bootylickrr69 March 21, 2021

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Monk Mode

The state of being completely focused on and only on training. In monk mode, there are no women, no alcohol, no fun, ONLY training.

Animal was going monk mode and therefore refused to be distracted, in any way, from his training.

by Commando May 20, 2004

Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

by actiondon April 18, 2009