Mookie nug

While a bald man is sleeping, you take a turd and draw hair on his head with the turd. Hence creating a Mookie nug.

Wow! Who drew that perfect mookie nug on Jimmy's head last night?

by Trino September 14, 2009

monkied

To be fooled by a fool (monkey).

That bitch waz monkied, yo!

by Monkied September 11, 2003

Mookie

Someone you can never get over because they just stay there forever and you don't know whether you can ever get over them. You can never tell if you like him or not and it hurts.

I still don't never if I like Mookie or not.

by 123456789 987654321 May 21, 2008

mookie

n. mucus encrusted at the corner of the eye; (also eye-mookie)

At dawn, she rolled over and rubbed the mookies from her eyes.

by Dave Shulman February 11, 2004

Mookie

a cat that thinks they are a dog

That mookie rolls over and plays dead

by Taki June 27, 2003

Mookie

breasts, boobies.

"wow, she has big mookies!"

by milly the unicorn January 30, 2010

mookid

To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.

Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?

by Roganite January 16, 2009