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monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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Fudge Monkeys

A derogative for a curse word. this word is used to replace bad words
I just locked my keys in my car...Fudge Monkeys !
by Jippy N. April 3, 2009
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Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009
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monkeyswitch

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl
Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
by cms November 11, 2004
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Barrel of Monkeys

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010
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