Count de Monet

Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.

Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.

Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!

by W_L October 16, 2010

Myspace Monet

Someone who's pictures on Myspace make them look attractive but in real life they're fugly!!!

"Dude, this fine ass chic's been blowin me up on Myspace! I hope she ain't a damn Myspace Monet!"

by Brad Mayo December 28, 2008

Claude Monet

Oscar-Claude Monet was a founder of French Impressionist painting, and the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the movement's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting.

Ah, is that a Degas?

No, you uncultured swine! That's "The Magpie" by Claude Monet!

by LeRoiSoleil June 5, 2018

furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms

"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"

by monetisafurry February 22, 2021

a full-on monet

usually a person that looks fine or normal from far away but when you look closer they’re not that put together.

ex: clueless 1:27:32

cher: ugh she’s a full-on monet!!
tai: a monet? what’s that?
cher: well it’s like a painting see? from far away it’s ok, but up close its a big old mess!!

by nightingale ;) iykyk February 10, 2021

reverse monet

When a woman puts her cancles behind her neck and presents a bouquet of lillies by her ass while one man's balls are on her forehead and the other man is jerking off onto her ass.

My girl asked my best friend and I for a reverse Monet.

by Impressionist69 June 15, 2017

nina-monet

She is very sexy and every time she walks past someone they can sense her light. She can be shy at times but when you get to know her and be a good friend to her she will always be loyal. She understands her purpose and is a great singer.... Start a conversation with her and the two of you will be bff's in a heartbeat. This beautiful person will always be by your side.

Wow look at nina-monet.

by World peace4443336665 July 2, 2017