Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 14, 2007

Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

the Washington monument

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass

by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 5, 2004

Washington Monument

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.

So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument

by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011

com-mitment

given a commitmentring

by Anonymous December 7, 2001

Minoment

A minoment is the combination of minute and moment. THis world can be used to express a vague period of time within the boundaries of a minute or a moment.

Hang on Ziggy, I'le be back in a minoment

Give me a minoment zig, then we can watch jupiter II

by Q52 December 12, 2008