mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007

muff mock

A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.

Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.

by brontoboner June 27, 2005

conster mock

A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched

Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!

by Dominator83 July 4, 2016

Mock-Grinding

A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.

"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"

by Bumbafoo October 16, 2011

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

mock rape

Pretty fucked up.

if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.

by Spi September 3, 2003

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009