Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 7, 2018
Get the Morning Wood mug.Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.
*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020
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A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.
This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.
This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.
Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.
by Noxilerm June 1, 2007
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Get the Morning Bruises mug.This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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Get the morning cap mug.An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011
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