Brownie Mixer

The sexual act of inserting a mans fist into a girl's anus, then rotating his hand and extending his fingers (like a Kitchen Aid)

I gave my girl the ole brownie mixer, and she hasn'e been able to walk for a week.

by Tom Cledius November 11, 2011

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

quik mixer

a quik mixer is when 2 or more guys jack off and spert the cum on the girls ass and she farts

"danm i was be a quik mixer to her"
or
"shit she was being a quik mixer!"

by Eric Forbes March 23, 2005

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

Mixer

Microsoft's pathetic attempt at a streaming site. People who failed on Twitch moved here. They claim it's to start "fresh" but we know that's not true. They're also known to pay people from Twitch to come over. Like Renee (lolrenaynay) one of the biggest names. Sure, it has zero latency but that's because only "1 million" people use it everyday.

Bob: Hey Carl have you checked out Mixer?

Carl: Hell no! That garbage site that trying to be Twitch? Forget that. The only losers who uses this site is people who failed on Twitch or was paid from Microsoft.

Bob: Good point!

by DrArmageddon April 29, 2019

Coochie Mixer

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.

GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!

by wowierat666666 September 30, 2019

Rock Island Mixer

A variation on the Rock Island Plunger. Once again, during a three-way in which one member must be a male. In this case, instead of having normal solid stool the shitter must have diarrhea. The person with the explosive diarrhea fills the mouth of the shit-receiver, then the male inserts his penis and mixes the fluid around the second party's mouth.

In another variation, if the male has the capability for multiple orgasms, he will spooge in the fluid first to make it look like a Hostess Cupcake before he inserts. This act is also known as an Eskimo Pie.

After Seigfried, Roy and Boy George finished doing the plunger, they went to Taco Bell for burritos. Seigfried came down with explosive diarrhea and proposed not wasting the occasion and trying out the Rock Island Mixer because the plunger was so fun.

A favorite of college students in Ohio.

by buckeye02 January 23, 2012