Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee May 6, 2016

queermo mustachio

A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.

Ah ha ha! You're a queermo mustachio! God damn! Your mustache goes for miles!

by MustGoGo November 26, 2005

Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008

mastacious

A woman having overly large breast's, referred to as Mastasia.

I only date mastacious women.

by J McGill January 2, 2009

Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.

Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.

by chikenwookee December 9, 2009

mustachio

A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.

Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.

by deez nuts42 September 8, 2010

mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006