a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
by sarahlh727 February 8, 2010
Get the microwave family mug.A name traditionally given to upper class Russians, Mirons are hard to come by. A single meeting with a Miron will likely load your pockets with money. A Miron is strong, good-looking and of decent intelligence, they usually value one's money above their skill.
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Get the Miron mug.by Mirohlover6000 April 17, 2022
Get the MIROH mug.1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
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Get the Microwave Sting mug.(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
by ew1017 January 25, 2013
Get the Microwave mug.The greatest and most tasty invention of all time. Tastes great, is easy to make and makes people happy. In short, totally awesome.
Microwave popcorn is the greatest invention in human history. Thank you, Dr. Percy Spencer! (Invented microwave popcorn in 1946.)
Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?
Bill: Hell yes!
Tracey: Want some microwave popcorn?
Bill: Hell yes!
by thebestshityouwilleversee August 27, 2012
Get the microwave popcorn mug.This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.
'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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