Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

miserious

adjective
1. wretchedly painful to feel, experience, or embody.

"her heart broke in the most miserious way"

2. (of a person) deliberately causing distress or suffering.
"the evil king was miserious to his people"

My invitation to life is to enter me fully, this requires that I allow even the miserious to flow through me.

by lovehascalledameeting May 15, 2016

Miper

A miper is the best couple ever if you run into them you will fall in love and want to be there companion they even kissed at the age of twelve and the boy lover of the couple is mason and that is the letter m and he wants very defeats at the age of 12! And the we have piper which is the iper of miper she is a little sweet heart that loves mason with all of her heart! Then there is the hype man the owner and father of miper Lawson wilks the best relationship person ever the singer ever, he sing u a song if ur in bad mood and is caring! Parker is the motivator! And that is the miper an amazing couple they kissed at the age of 12!

I saw miper walking down the street making out!

by Miper May 7, 2019

Misery Olympics

Comparing your struggles to others who are complaining about their own issues. Popularly used to undermine the importance of someone’s struggle, or to make something miserable look like it is over exaggerated or weak for complaining.

"everyone wants to compete in the misery olympics"

If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.

by socialjake June 28, 2021

les miseritis

A severe addiction to the musical Les Miserables.

J-dog:Hey Patsy, How is it go REDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENN ing?
Patsy: You have a problem.
J-dog:I just love Les Mis SO MUCH!!!
Patsy: I would get that checked out. You might have les miseritis.

by Les Mis January 27, 2013

Misery

A great movie created by stephen king

You dirty bird! How could you! Misery chastain cannot be dead!!!!! I WANT MISERY! AND YOU MURDERED HER!!!!

by icu123fire February 11, 2009