Microsoft minute

A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).

"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"

by fuckpants November 7, 2004

fifteen minutes

A proverbial period of time for one's short-lived fame.

This band's fifteen minutes are just about up because nobody listens to them anymore.

by Albert February 15, 2004

luke minute

1 luke minute is the equivalent of 587,296 years. 60 of these would make one luke hour, which 24 luke hours is the average day for a luke fizzuregerald..

Chadston: Yo tryna hop on?
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.

Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga

by wuat223 March 22, 2021

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Moroccan minute

Considered to be far longer than the normal time-span of 60 seconds that most countries agree to.

*2 hours later*

Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"

Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."

by dg123 May 5, 2010

Saulo Minute

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.

Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"

by Oropez October 28, 2021

Krista minute

A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.

I said I'd be there in a minute but i really meant a Krista minute.

by Schizmatic January 22, 2017