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desk midget

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.
"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."
by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015
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Middex

The term is used as a greeting during lunch time. It is an assembly from the words "midday" and "mittags" (german for "midday"). Additionally, in Germany it is typical to just say "Mahlzeit." (english: "meal") during lunch time as a general greeting and single use response. The term "Middex" expands on this and will be repeated after the greeting at least 3 times per person. This makes it the ultimate multilingual midday greeting word.

This also generates a more wholesome and connected group experience and shows that the intention of the meet up is soon to begin. It strengthens and empowers the group spirit and gives a chance even to more quiet persons to express themselves within the group.S
A: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
by ZEKW February 21, 2022
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midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.
We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.
by det.und August 26, 2005
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midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3
Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC
by Midgetrights December 22, 2020
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Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
by Benge October 24, 2005
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Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!
by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008
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