Pippa Middleton

The younger sister of Kate Middleton/The Dutchess of Cambridge. She was the maid of honour at the wedding of Prince William and her sister in April 2011. She is ridiculously plain looking, but many men drool over her and think she is the hotter sister.

She probably shagged Prince Harry on the night of the royal wedding.

Kate middleton is hot....no, hold up...check out her hot younger sister Pippa Middleton! I bet Prince harry will tap that tonight.

by kiwininja May 23, 2011

Middletown Rough Riders

A group of bad ass individuals who roam the streets of middle town with there auto mobiles, they most likely don't give a fuck and can down a bottle of vodka within 3 seconds they know how to handle a gun but rarely use it, they rather use there fists and a broken bottle of jack Daniels to teach a bitch whats up.

Danny- did you hear what happened to drew?
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.

by The Game 2.0 November 4, 2011

middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

by iruel August 26, 2013

Middleton, ID

Small, mostly unknown town in southwestern Idaho. Choc full of Mormons. Has a brand-fucking-new High School that cost about $52 million. Like most small towns, news travels fast. Lots of gossip at the middle and high schools. Nothing ever to do. Local parks are barely ever used except for baseball and soccer. Almost no Jewish people at all. Many stuck up people, potheads, players, cheaters, sluts, the whole nine yards. Lots of nice people though.

"Joe just moved to Middleton, Idaho." "Middleton, where?" "Idaho." "We have a state named Idaho?"

by theotherguy200 November 20, 2011

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008

MiddleSchoolization

To become socially with the times. I.E. texting, iming, use of myspace and facebook become common. Sex, drugs, and alcohol slowly work their way into the picture.

My friend was soo childish in 5th grade, then in 6th, he became more chill. He got a girl and and a blackberry. He had gone through MiddleSchoolization

by Brant Dahoda @ Shen May 22, 2009

Middletown

A town in Rhode Island. Located on Aquidneck Island in the middle of Newport and Portsmouth...hence the name. Middletown is clearly the best of the three on the Island because a) it's not ghetto like Newport and b) it's not snotty like Portsmouth. Home to fairly well-off families (they have to be to own houses here!), Middletown is a place where everybody knows everybody and their parents. Soccer and lacrosse are generally successful and popular sports. For the most part, its inhabitants don't move away. And who would want to? Go Islanders!

"Where are you from?"
"Middletown, RI."
"Oh, I heard that it's the shit."

by mtownah08 March 29, 2009