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Microfiend

www.microfiend.com is a music artists social network where music artists can promote their music and collaborate with other artist. Sign up free, upload your music, music videos. www.microfiend.com also has a chat feature as well as a calendar/event feature available where artist can post and promote any upcoming gigs/events they have!!!
Yo Joe! I just made a new track, im about to upload it on www.microfiend.com
by light blank December 16, 2011
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oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.
girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.
by jcpdude May 18, 2011
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pakistani micropenis syndrome

pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
by biedess December 20, 2020
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micropenis

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched
also scott lathams secret fethish
that boy has a micropenis!!
"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)
by bowboy in da hood April 1, 2003
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two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
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Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked
She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone
by Simon Shott May 8, 2006
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Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.
Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.
by ppoppi July 17, 2018
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