White Mice

Old man's ejaculate

White Mice - the viscosity of a man's sperm over the age of 75 years. i.e. white chocolate mice sweets - thick and creamy.

by Arthur Niptoo January 12, 2012

What are you micing?

A really hip, slang way to say what's up man? Applicable in any situation; to ask what are you doing? how are you doing? what would you like to do? what are you planning on doing? or just a general 'how's life?'

American in origin but became popular in the UK.

Derived from adjective "mousey," a similar word with multiple meanings including icky, lame, suspect and/or grayish brown.

Hey Saracen, what are you micing?

by Lord Lambert July 2, 2009

mice stamping

if you go mice stamping with your friends mother

Ite rod, are we still going mice stamping with ur mum tonight ?

by tumnai October 4, 2009

Caution Falling Mice

The intance where a "caution falling ice" sign is vandalized to read " caution falling mice".

Causes much confusing among tourists in the city of Chicago. May cause heads to rise, in search of falling mice.

Other variations include: Caution Falling is Nice

Caution Falling Rice

Caution Falling Lice

Couple walking in the city of Chicago read a sign saying Caution Falling Mice, they turn to the sky to look for the mice.

by DERRELL STRUDEL SMOOTH December 23, 2010

Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.

At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.

by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006

chocolate mice

a group of a lot of helicopters.

**** look at those ****** chocolate mice

by rentastrawberry November 30, 2004

mice up the ass

the act of sticking a mouse in your ass for sexual pleasure

Dude, that dude totally enjoys getting mice up the ass.

by mice_up_the_ass_guy November 12, 2019