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Metrosexual

A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.
by Danny May 13, 2005
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Metrosexual

A: Lol, James said he's a metrosexual...
B: Wait, doesn't that mean he hasn't expressed how he's really a homosexual?
by loliewlol March 31, 2009
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Metrosexual

BOB N. PETERS (fictitious person) says he's a metrosexual. When will he come out of the closet?
by JIM NEIGHBORS January 29, 2009
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Metrosexual

Intellectual, well dressed men who get ignorantly dubbed as homosexual just for being better looking than the average male population.
Celebrity Metrosexuals include Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Hugh Jackman
by suburbanpictionary.com December 6, 2003
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Metrosexual

Metrosexuals make the best boyfriends ever. They really know how to take care of themselves. They wear Lacoste polo shirts (with the collar popped), guys' Seven jeans and Banana Republic shoes. They also straighten their hair and know how to take care of their nails, skin and body. You just can't go wrong with a metrosexual guy! They're AWESOME.
Donnie is such a metrosexual!! Don't you dare call him gay!!!
by ~Kaitlyn*$ November 7, 2004
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Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
by Flamebrain January 13, 2007
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Metrosexual

The politicly correct term for "Pussy-bitch"
"James is such a metrosexual."
by A. Starless Midknyte December 28, 2005
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