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Methamerica

Methamerica is America run by methheads and tweekers. Or anyone one who acts as if they are on meth, heroin, crack, or bath salts.
Hey did you see that tweeker ? We must be in Methamerica now!
by Dghoe May 8, 2019
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Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
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methaleptic

When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.
Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.
by Whiskey69 October 19, 2020
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methapalooza

A place where meth heads destroy their homes tear everything apart and build a bunch of junk piles .
I drove by a disturbing methapalooza today . I will be in need of therapy moving forward.
by DRIVERA90 November 1, 2020
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methaphor

An extremely stupid and misleading metaphor (often political) that, instead of helping explain an idea or make a viable comparison, misleads the listener to the point that the listener is rendered less intelligent.
Asserting that following election rules is exactly what the NAZIs did in the 1930s is an example of a methaphor
by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton November 6, 2020
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methampenis

methampenis- a delish, yellow starch that comes from plants. slang term for corn, specifically on the cob.
“the methampenis tastes amazing when boiled or grilled and slathered with butter. methampenis is a delicious starch also known as corn.”
by cornondacob July 30, 2021
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methane manwich

When you squat over someone, inserting their face between ya ass cheeks and fart in their mouth.
Susan was snoring in her sleep so I posted up and dropped a methane manwich down her throat.
by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021
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