Pico-meter Peter

A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.

Jerry, who had a pico-meter peter, looked at Lawrence's millimeter peter and started to envy him.

by Big Daddy Kane June 25, 2004

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300 meter intermediate hurdles

One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.

Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.

by 300 meter hurdle racer October 25, 2010

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Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

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Awesome-O-Meter

A device, real or imagined, that measures just
how awesome someone or something really is.

Sammy and Sha-Sha are so nice,
they max out the awesome-o-meter!

by Chateau Debris March 20, 2008

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Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011

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