Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.

James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

Mafia meteor

...overnight (red-eye) flight from Las Vegas to the Midwest or east coast in the 1960s and 1970s with organized crime members transporting money skimmed from casino receipts to the heads of the organized crime families pirmarily in Chicago, Newark, and New York.

Can also apply to the connecting flights from Chicago to Newark/New York after the overnight flight from Las Vegas.

...the bagmen were on the mafia meteor on Sunday night.

by Bertpeters1 August 3, 2025

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Memeories

A meme remembered from the past; a recollection of memes.

Seeing the sad man sitting on the bench brings back so many memeories of sad Keanu Reeves.

by PoolHoney September 25, 2013