Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018

Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.

Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet

by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024

Meteor Shower

The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.

Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"

kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"

Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"

kyle: "gnar"

by ld420 August 21, 2011

meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.

Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!

by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017

meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

Social meteor

A social media personality who falls from popularity.

Tekashi 69 is a social meteor.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.

James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025