Merlock

A cross between a merman and wizard/warlock. Usually has irish roots; there for, typically a ginger. Skills include, having great taste in music and crafting a meanly fantastic artisan pizza.

Merlock and the Sea Doofs played a killer show at the knitting factory tonight. I love their style of rock.

by O.G. dosado September 30, 2018

merolyn

She is the most exciting person. She has beauty, humor and a good heart. She can brighten up a room when she walks in. She is a fighter and even though she has problems her priority is to always help others. People may not always understand her because of her way of thinking and fantasy but she is not bothered and will keep on showing people what kind of powers she has.

Merolyn will know how to brighten up my day

by Rosaliejanecarter August 6, 2019

Thermos Mermos

When a student of special needs brings a thermos with him to lunch. After eating the contents of the thermos, he proceeds to the restroom where he has dishwater (bad diarrhea) back into the thermos. (A funnel may be used at times dependent upon how violent the dishwater is) The thermos is later brought home to the mother where she is greeted by her sweet little boy/girl, who screams "surprise" when the thermos is opened and contents are discovered. (contents are still warm) Pissed off, the mother does a quick rinse of the thermos and repacks the same lunch in the same thermos for her special child the next day.

Now, here is where the definition gets tricky: Thermos Mermos can be used as both a verb or noun.

Utilization as a verb states that Thermos Mermos is the act of refilling a thermos with excrement (must be diarrhea) so it's still warm when brought home to mother. Note that screaming "surprise" when the mudpies are found is and added touch to Thermos Mermos and does not have to be stated in all Thermos Mermos accounts.

Usage as a noun (Person): Thermos Mermos could refer to both the "actor" (person who fills the thermos with the shit-funnel) or the finder of the excrement inside the thermos.

Usage as a noun (Thing): A thermos with volcanic shit bubbling inside.

Brian: Dude, I've gotta go drop the Cosby kids off.

Nate: Why are you bringing your thermos to the bathroom?

Brian: I'm gonna Mermos this Thermos.

Nate: THERMOS MERMOS!

by Yes its B January 5, 2010

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Lower Merion

a suburban area west of philadelphia filled with mostly first class, conservative, snoby people. most girls are clones; white iPhones, dark brown hair, attention seekers, should i go on? druggies are accepted, consists of public school Harriton and Lower Merion (Kobe woop woop)

You're from lower merion, NOT Philadelphia

by staceyidfk October 28, 2013

marpo

A state of perfection no sentient being in this universe could possibly fathom, which only the Marpo Man currently possesses. The whereabouts of the Marpo Man are currently unknown.

The Marpo Man, doin what he can.

by Marpo Man November 3, 2004

merpchud

a cross between two common references in the urban language "merp" and "chud" merp being an expression of sentiment and chud being a thick meaty characteristic of the human anatomy

hey look at that merpchud over there

i was caught railing with my merpchud

ryan moriarty caught eating mass amounts of merpchud

by A-Lister Brown December 27, 2007