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Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022
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Marisa Kirisame

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Marissa

She is the hottest girl around and will always be there for you. She is amazing, gorgeous, funny, sweet, everything a guy could want in a girl. No other girl could ever compete with her, and she will always be someone's number one. She always makes your head turn as she passes you buy in the hall. She is like a magnet for your eyes. she is like a rainbow on a cloudy day, or a sun rise after a dark night. When she walks in a dark room she lights up the entire room just with her smile. when you see her you can not help but wish you had her in your arms. She has the most beautiful eyes you wish you could just sit and stare into them for hours on end. She has a beautiful body and anyone who doesn't have her is jealous of the guy that does. The guy that has her knows he is not good enough for her, for nobody is good enough for her she is an angel that fell from heaven and no normal guy, like anyone on this planet, can ever hope to have her. she is a goddess among humans. She is everything!!
That girl is so a Marissa!
by Mr. Green723 March 16, 2009
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Marisabel

Marisabel is a girl who don’t care about what others think, you will never find another person like her. She’s loyal and will be straight up with you. People will often say she’s mean and rude but she’s lowkey a real softy and will always protect who she cares for. She’s also a Latina with a strong personality. She’s loving and caring and can beat someone up. She’s always finding someone better than the last.
Marisabel is always in a relationship.
by Issaboom October 17, 2018
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Marisol

A girl who is just plain amazing. She is beautiful inside and out and has a heart of gold. She cares deeply about those she loves. Being loved by her is such a blessing and knowing her is such a gift. If you get a Marisol never ever let her go she is the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Marisol is the most beautiful girl here
Seeing Marisol is the best part of my day
by Pidge4554 May 23, 2019
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Marisela

A girl who is always happy and jolly. And with pretty big eyes who makes you fall hard for. She is musical talented and athletic. She stays faithful in relationships and is a great friend.
Marisela is a great friend!
by kury101 June 23, 2011
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Marisa

A very happy, bubbly person who laughs a lot. Usually a brunette with curly hair. A Marisa is confident and has many friends.
"She has been laughing for so long!"
"duh, shes a Marisa!"
by AlisonPatrick17 March 15, 2009
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