mérdecin

n. & adj., a wilful or negligent supply of shit medical services for personal gain (usually) at public expense. Etymology: uncertain, but the term was used by Guillaume Apollinaire in his 1917 libretto for the opera Les Mamelles de Tirésias. For other shit medical services see 'Pigott-Sowery Effect, The'

'... the quack sold me an enema the other day... if you ask me it's mérdecin.'

by Magnolia Badminton June 7, 2025

void.merder

A amzing bitch who likes bed her friend/son @void.wesleyy she loves Vanessa Morgan and would like to fuck her she is very nice and saskia is a very lovable person

Person 1:hey did you watch void.merder live person 2:who tf is void.merder person 1:a very nice person :))))))(

by Void.wesleyy January 10, 2019

void.merder

A very nice and sweet girl and a bitch but void.merder is a softie under all the rock so yeah and she loves her son @void.merder xo

Person1:hey did you watch void.merder person2:no who is void.merder person1:she’s nice

by Void.wesleyy January 10, 2019

Sale merde

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes

Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !

by Hyuwasuto December 2, 2020

shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.

It's snowing again? Shit la merde.

by Gmdp January 19, 2019

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023