merdawg 

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

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Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

merdawg by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

murdawg 

Verb: To penny pinch, chintz or otherwise take shortcuts which cost more in the long run.

Also used to describe a state where no real progress is made, akin to “spinning tires” but inadvertantly more wasteful in terms of time and money.

Instead of getting a dumptruck to drop soil the neighbor murdawged around and moved 10 loads in his pickup truck. The gas bill for the soil trips exceeded the dump fee and he wasted the day.

murdawg by T Bags May 14, 2021

Megdawg 

grass eating lizard exclusive to the lawns of the lower blue mountains. watch out for them on the putting fuck. whilst you putt sing the song, the song that sings a dee dee

With megdawgs around, who needs a lawnmower?

Megdawg by fannydelight November 8, 2009