mérdecin 

n. & adj., a wilful or negligent supply of shit medical services for personal gain (usually) at public expense. Etymology: uncertain, but the term was used by Guillaume Apollinaire in his 1917 libretto for the opera Les Mamelles de Tirésias. For other shit medical services see 'Pigott-Sowery Effect, The'

'... the quack sold me an enema the other day... if you ask me it's mérdecin.'

mérdecin by Magnolia Badminton June 7, 2025