A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";
I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
How smart can they be if they be if they are
going to UC Merdead?
I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013
Get the Merdeadmug.