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A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";
I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.

How smart can they be if they be if they are

going to UC Merdead?

I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"
by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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