Merdead

A place in the Central California Valley where teen pregnancy is a letterman sport and buying meth is part of Obamacare; Gateway to Yosemite, but not close enough; the original"Stairway to Heaven"; birthplace of UC Merdead, home of the Fighting Golden Shower Bobcats; birthplace of Janet Leigh, famous for the golden shower scene in in "Psycho";

I live in Merdead and can't wait to get out, even in a casket.

How smart can they be if they be if they are

going to UC Merdead?

I wake up every morning, look around and realize I'm in Merdead and say, "Holy fuck, thank God I'm not in Modesto!"

Merdead by Joaquin Merdeadietta1 December 27, 2013

merceades 

A girl just as unique as sushi. Usually something you barely find in this world. This girl has a nice ass, is very playful, and can seduce the hell out of you with the raise of an eyebrow.

Man, I'm tired of all these fake relationships with random bitches. I need a merceades.

merceades by ThatGreyGuy09 October 21, 2013

Mereadani 

A bitch

That girl Mereadani is a bitch

Mereadani by anonymous November 22, 2021

merceadi 

Extremely smart, sexy, shy but confident and brave. She chases her dreams no matter where it takes her. She can be intimidating to approach but a great friend to have in your corner.

Merceadi is a woman about her business.

merceadi by anonymous November 23, 2021

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser. 

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020