Mercedes-Benz

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology.

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology, Mercedes-Benz, continues to set the bench mark for what a car should be with its combination of style, safety and engineering.

by Wass11 October 30, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.

Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more

Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist

You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.

by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009

Mercedes

Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .

yo man Mercedes was gonna drive us off a cliff . That chick is fucking crazy

by # killah December 26, 2016

Meckenzie

She is a very beautiful girl. She is real chill around her friends but when she is with her best friends she is very hyper! She is down to earth and humble. She doesn’t take anything from anyone and can defend herself like a beast! She is also really sweet and kind hearted. If you meet a Meckenzie, you’re a lucky one.

Meckenzie?! She is so sweet and pretty.

by watergirl3 December 27, 2017

Mercado

Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.

Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)
Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.

by LaLa Peeps August 11, 2008

mercasou

A unique carnivorous mammal that can be found deep in the western suburbs of Illinois. Characterized by a rough, spiky exterior and its ability to impersonate other mammals like it which it does due to a feeling of inferiority and lack of self-confidence. The male mercasou is near extinction due to its innate characteristic that repels its female species.

The other day National Geographic had a special on the mercasou...did you know that it is actually white on the outside but black on the inside?

by Skinny face August 15, 2008

Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010