melted

when some one loves you so much they mess up your mind and, you don't know what to think any more.

(some might get depressed but being melted)

bro, you know that girl i was with last night.

yeah what about her?

bruh, she's melted me. I don't know what to do now I'm away from her!

by tounge_with_the_face_out August 28, 2017

Melted Sand

Is also known as glass!

Hey did you know glass is made of Melted Sand?

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

Melled

Inspired by Mel Gibson. An emotional outburst of disparaging comments that reslut in negative consequences that force an insincere apology. Outburst may be accompanied by derogatory, racist, bigotted and or hateful verbiage.

Q: Dude what happened in court today?

A: "The judge was a shifty Jew and I totally melled it".

by AKAWhirlwind July 7, 2010

Melted Plastic

A term used when one has maxed out his or her credit card.

Joan: "I swear to God this card works!!"

Kate: "Ha Bitch! You got Melted Plastic!"

by c_mann February 12, 2009

MeltedSalami

MeltedSalami is the Jesus in the Roblox community. He gets all the hoes and robux. He wears his dominus with pride that has eyes on the back that lets him see when someone is slacking if you know what I mean. He is the sexiest Roblox player and the god we all worship.

Dear meltedsalami, may we ask for you to grant us the courage to sacrifice our “pussy” in return of precious robux.

by Christian soccer mums December 22, 2020

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

melted

When your head is in a complete state of confusion or anger usually caused by another person.

Oh my God, why won't he ring me back?! My head is melted!

by AnnieG September 3, 2005