Arby's Mechanic

A mechanic that is only paid in free meals at Arby's or other fast food establishments.

Clint and Richard ate over $30 worth of food after working on my bike, and there for they are Arby's Mechanics.

by Douche LaRue October 19, 2009

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

by TommyRock13 August 27, 2014

Fe-mechanic

a pussy
a follower

tch, catering to the whole again, there goes that blatant follower Fe-mechanic of yours

by tickitockiclickclock April 4, 2017

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

Youtube mechanic

A person that is unable to complete any DIY project without first seeing exactly how it is done in an online video.

"If Craig would get rid of his internet connection and quit being a Youtube mechanic he might be able to make some of these repairs himself."

by Gorilla Buster January 26, 2014

satanic mechanic

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003