Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
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You know you go to Metea Valley when
1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event
1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event
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