Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019

the meaning of life

Well, fuck if I know.

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.

by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by spanky July 16, 2003

Fancy meeting you here

1/ A genuine expression of surprise when you meet someone you know in an unexpected place
2/ A sarcastic greeting when you meet up with someone at a previously agreed destination.

Hey, fancy meeting you here!

by Lucothefish December 18, 2008

town meeting

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it

That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !

by critter getter September 1, 2009

beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010