meathead

the original rapper name of future because he had a big head growing up

Yo, bro, you listen to meathead, gas right?

by I am here, right now and later August 9, 2025

meathead wagon

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

Meathead-Stampeed

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.

Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.

by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007

meathead munchies

A swole ass gym bro who smokes mad weed and cooks huge killer meals. Also a funny bodybuilding cooking show on youtube.

Have you seen the new episode of Meathead Munchies on Youtube?

by MEATHEAD MUNCHIES April 6, 2015

Meathead Spot

The act of hiding in the most open and obvious spot in a hide and seek game.

Meathead was hiding next to the tree, looking into the sky as the seeker went by. The spot was classified as a Meathead Spot when he was found.

by TheCorruptRaider November 3, 2019

meathead tonic

A combination of redbull and vodka usually consumed in bars, nightclubs and other dancing establishments. Causes otherwise normal people to become unduly aggressive, leading to fights over women, fights over cars and fights over who has to buy the next drink. Consumption of meathead tonic has also been known to lead to lost shoes, tossed bricks, high speed car crashes, and inexplicable wounds the next morning.

John drank 10 meathead tonics, now he's kicking the headlamps out of that Mercedes.

by kxmoney July 27, 2006

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016