jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.

Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".

by Alouyishous The Dirty Bunghole of the South August 28, 2006

Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.

He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"

by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009

Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat

My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!

by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017

jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.

he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her

by Dizzier March 4, 2005

Meathooks

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.

Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!

by King Timmy B August 29, 2019

Cincinnati Meathook

To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.

Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.

by GDX98 September 27, 2005

Jersey Meathook

It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling

Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect

She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook

by Spoon29 January 14, 2009