Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

by Edgargamerloluwu September 27, 2021

took me there

When someone makes you very angry or upset, usually on purpose.

I thought we were cool, but then Joe started a fight with me over that girl. Man, he really took me there!

by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 23, 2020

Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!

I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!

by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024