muppet high

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

by TimeBeing November 25, 2011

muppet chuck

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015

Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

mr. muppet

He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.

Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.

by snewx November 12, 2020

Mbappe

A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.

Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003