Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

Maylonie

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.

You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.

by xX b L e U a C s K t Xx May 13, 2011

mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!

That dude is a MASON DALLAS for sure

by Roseville DB January 25, 2018

alex mason

A badass man in the army from a couple of video games known as black ops and black ops 2. Known to see reznov and can see numbers

God i wish i was a alex mason

by Kobedunker631 June 10, 2018

mayonnaise

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011