The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008

um mays

this is defined as mum which is a type slang, called piglatin

will your um mayscook us dinner?

by tracy siana January 9, 2011

Billy Mays

To put oxyclean on ones dick and fuck a girl

"I billy mays'd that bitch"

by mr.happy mcfaggy April 18, 2010

dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017

billy mays

(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death

Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...

by jeantwohawks September 14, 2009

Billy Mays

When a man shaves his pubic hair, then proceeds to ejaculate on a woman's face and throw his aforementioned pubic hair on her face leaving the appearance of Billy Mays. Similar to that of the werewolf.

Duke blew his load on Aimee's face and made her look like Billy Mays.

by Duke0219 December 15, 2009