Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."

"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."

by ACNY January 22, 2008

T-Maybe

The failed, yet most accurate, brand name suggestion for what is now known as T-Mobile.

I'm sorry for your frustration with T-Maybe's network reliability. Perhaps, getting away from interstate service providers would be best for you.

by trollwarsclub December 30, 2011

solid maybe

When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.

My answer on if I can go is a solid maybe.

by ReallyCreativePseudonym May 17, 2018

alma maybe

a school, college, or university which one is currently attending

Jody: Does Ivy Tech even have sports teams?
Julie: Hey don't make fun of my alma maybe.

by MelvinD January 12, 2009

For sure maybe

This is the term used when you are unsure on a decision but you are leaning more towards yes.

Joe: How about dinner this friday?
Sally: Umm for sure maybe...

by patti thug life September 23, 2005

nikki's a maybe

Brett Kavanaugh-type calendar entry indicating sex is imminent

oh shit I just read nikki's a maybe on Brett Kavanaugh's calendar so he was definitely planning on getting some strange

by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018