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Maxi-wank

The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?

Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
by luciferlou September 18, 2012
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Maximilianmus

Maximilianmus was a youtuber that started his youtube career by making Call of duty troll videos he later moved to overwatch and then on fortnite, he was known for his extremely offensive, racist and sexist humor.
He was also able to start a massive cult, where everyone would change their pfp's to his and spam "oh yeah yeah" to every video they watched
around 2020 he decided to turn from a video game troll to a complete sociopath
he would threaten small youtubers and force to do disgusting stuff and if they did not him and his fans would threaten to kill and dox them, he would also raid twitch streamers by making his fans spam racist and homophobic stuff.
He also made an mentally challenged youtuber eat his own shit (which in a podcast he confirmed that barely bitten it) and what ruined his career in a matter of seconds was when people would share child porn in his discord server.Well it wasn't max's fault right? wrong because he deadass said "its just a joke"
moistcr1t1cal made a video on him calling him the worst youtuber and BAM max deletes every video he made and privates his reddit
being a fan of Maximilianmus is like saying "i like children" without being weird
by PoopShitter United April 16, 2022
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Cultural Marxism

Cultural Marxism is sometimes labeled as a conspiracy theory by people on the far left, but this definition explains how most people use the term in political conversation:

Marxism can be summed up as the interpretation that the world is best understood as a power struggle between different wealth groups (poor, middleclass, rich, bourgeoisie, proletariot, etc). Cultural Marxism is a term used to describe the idea that our society is best interpreted as being a power struggle between different identity groups or cultures(women, men, gay, straight, black, white).

Cultural Marxism is used by most people refers to a kind of behavior that looks for power imbalances in everyday culture (like asking a person where they are from, or complementing a black persons hair) and problematizing those interactions, causing people to resent others for innocuous little social misdemeanors.

Cultural Marxism assumes the worst of the actions of a supposedly powerful group by saying that their little faux-pas are really egregious examples of latent prejudice, and excuses the hatred and rudeness of the supposedly weaker group by saying that their behavior is an expression of resisting power or "asserting their personhood".

Cultural Marxists hunt relentlessly to find things to be offended about, and claim to speak on behalf of all oppressed groups, though most of the time cultural marxists are rich, priviledged, upper and middle class white college women with multicolored hair.
"Like every moral busybody across history, Cultural Marxists always come at you with this famous glint in their eye that suggests that they know better than you how you should live your life and they will make you if they get the chance."

"Cultural Marxism is the practice of interpreting what people say in the most uncharitable way."
by Jermister December 28, 2020
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Maximilian

The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.
OMG! He is such as Maximilian
by john mugster October 29, 2018
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Maxi Mounddropped

Having HHH tities being dropped on your head.
Damn did you see her just Maxi Mounddrop Whiskey? I think he might have a concussion!
by Ares157 October 28, 2004
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marxian-DNA

noun

marxian-DNA is a term used to describe certain consistent symmetry attributes subtly evasive but inherently present in all Marxian linguistic patterns. Effectively, marxian-DNA is the core component of a specific form of narrative composition, applied in a preconditioned pattern so to forward a Marxian objective.
" the narrative or language associated with pacifism, defeatism, the downplaying of the importance of national sovereignty and social and cultural norms etc. all such narrative constitute what can be categorized as marxian-DNA ".
by Baron Neville July 2, 2017
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Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie

Invented by Judd Nelson improvising in his role in the classic 80's high school movie The Breakfast Club to describe how very nerdy 'Brian' the nerd is. He concludes, 'You are a parent's wet dream. You're a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?'
by Naomi27 July 4, 2008
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