Makia

She's a girl that's really hot all the guys want her. She has the cutest cheeks laugh smile and eyes. If you have a makia in your life your lucky and if you can call her yours you're even luckier. She also has the nicest booty.

"Dang Makia is so hot"

by Kdh_7.3 July 22, 2016

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.

The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.

" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny

by EvilCreampuff December 13, 2005

mafia movements

Those gestures and gesticulations that are classic, deeply culturally engrained mafia moves that are highly difficult to inhibit.

When you watch these criminally inclined politico-idiots talking through their masks of high political office, you can, over time, see through their flimsy facades as their instinctive mafia movements convey their deeply ugly truths to all of us.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019

mafiafell

Christian man against black people and lgbtq+ community, and possibly a child groomer.
Often associated with the usage of the nword among the undertale community.

-imagine being black, gay and a child
-you fucking mafiafell

by dohdohdohdreidel February 10, 2022

Brick Mafia

A large group of chaotically insane, murderous teenagers who have severe mental issues. Free delivery of kneecaps, spines, and spleens. Do not cross them, they will drink your ankles. I definitely don't have any experience.

"The Brick Mafia just drank my ankles and took my spleen!"

by The A.J Sh!t show January 14, 2022

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011

Maia

Maias are incredibly AWESOME people who are totally good looking and amazing. They have a sense of humor (like a really good one) and make friends easily. They have amazing musical talent and are really into books and sports. You are lucky to know a Maia. :)

Maia is so incredibly awesome. maia awesome talented goodlooking

by Math Dude February 7, 2015