MATATS

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

by LaughingAloud July 9, 2007

Mathsacre

A Guerrilla tactic that colleges and universities use to prevent you from getting a job that pays more than minimum wage. It manifests itself as an extremely difficult math exam, ridiculous homework questions, or a bullshit class that is somehow required for you to graduate. Mathsacres generally result in widespread depression among students and leave severe GPA casualties.

Dude, that test made me its bitch. It was a total Mathsacre

Yea, whoever wrote that must be smokin' crack

by TehColin September 17, 2010

Matisse

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

cell mates

noun

The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.

Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!

by gtbarry August 17, 2009

Matisyahu

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.

Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.

by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

by plsloveme March 26, 2020

Maths Debate

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011