not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

The Masters School

A place to get hard Drugs and good eggs at breakfast.

"Lets go to the Masters School" Which, Translates to "Lets go eats some eggs"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 20, 2022

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Ken Masters

The red-clad shotokan fighter from the Street Fighter series, who was originally white, but the racist Japanese makers of the game retconned him so that he is only 1/4th white, and 3/4th Japanese, to screw around with the white fans.

Dude 1: I am so happy that one of the main guys in a Japanese game for once is white. I'm picking Ken Masters!
Dude 2: Sorry, but Ken has been retconned to be Asian, now.
Dude 1: That's dissapointing... :(

by Ortonist Prime September 12, 2006

Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.

Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters

by killacrackaz January 13, 2011

chris masters

One who is on steroids. He temporarily got taken off the road by WWE for failing a drug test.

Chris Masters... a big, muscle bound meathead taken of the road for drug issues. Who says he's on steroids?

by Adrian July 16, 2006

Mastershitter

A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.

Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?

I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.

by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009