machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

Masturbationalistic

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.

Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009

procrastination masturbation

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

by lax1234 November 7, 2010

masturbation roladex

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.

As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.

by Gregg A. July 13, 2006

masturbation elbow

overdoing a good thing

masturbation elbow:

how'd ya hurt your it?
too much fun

by asparagus nerd June 25, 2010

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

multimedia masturbation

n. The act of pleasuring one's self (usually a male) using various sources of inspiration.

George was bashing the bishop in front of his computer screen whilst jpegs and mpegs of his favourite pr0n were being displayed. In addition, he had nudie magazines arranged at convenient angles, and the television was playing some Aurora Snow movie on DVD.

by keyshaw September 2, 2005