Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
by Grim January 20, 2005
Get the masterbater mug.he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
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by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020
Get the Masterbaiting mug.A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
Get the masterbate text mug.A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.
1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
by DEFT7S July 1, 2011
Get the Masterbaiting mug.Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
Get the masterbate mug.Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
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